Land of the Goblins
What it needs, then every step, ticked off as you go.
Talk to Grubfoot in the Dorgeshuun Mines.
2Mistag, why won't you let Grubfoot into the city?3I'll take responsibility for Grubfoot.AcceptDismiss any familiar or Grubfoot won't follow you.
With Grubfoot following, enter Dorgesh-Kaan using the door to the south and head north-west where Oldak is.
In the north-west room, talk to Zanik.
3So why have you come to talk to Zanik?3What was this new dream?2How do you know your dream was true?Any1I promise not to tell anyone where the temple is.1I'm ready.
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If you forgot to bring the toadflax potion, proceed until Zanik has entered into the temple.
Otherwise, you will need to go back to Oldak in Dorgesh-Kaan to meet with her, and provide him two law runes and one molten glass.
Once you teleport with Zanik, head north-west to the temple entrance blocked by two goblin guards.
Pick and grind a black mushroom into an empty vial if you don't already have black mushroom ink.
Talk to the guards and they will allow Zanik to pass into the temple.
Talk to the Makeover Mage south-west of Falador.
4Can you turn me into a goblin?1I need to slip past some goblin guards.3Can you turn me into a goblin or not?Use the pharmakos berries on an unfinished toadflax potion to create the goblin potion.
(Optional) After making the potion, collect another set of pharmakos berries if planning to complete the Contract Claws mystery.
Head to the goblin cave (just north of the Ardougne lodestone).
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Unequip all items and dismiss any followers.
In front of the goblin guards, drink the goblin potion (pick any goblin appearance).
Climb down the entrance.
1Me want get into temple.1Yes, I'm goblin name.North, sitting on his throne, talk to the High Priest.
1Can you tell me about Yu'biusk?1I understand the ways of the Big High War God.1I'm ready for the test.Take the quiz.
1True.1The Big High War God commands it.2False.2Goblins were not mighty warriors before he chose us.2False.1That's one of the commandments.2Lead goblins to victory over the whole world.After the quiz, ask about Yu'biusk.
1Can you tell me about Yu'biusk?2Where is Yu'biusk?5Never mind.Dye your goblin mail black with the mushroom ink.
Wear the black goblin mail and go in the north-east room by talking to the goblin in the passage.
Pickpocket the priest for a key. Keep this key. You will need it later.
Search the crate in the room to find the teleport sphere.
Talk to Zanik in the prison cell to the north-west of the crate, she will teleport.
1I have a teleport sphere here.
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Leave the cave.
You can equip a piece of equipment to be thrown out, then you can teleport to Draynor.
Talk to Aggie in Draynor Village. Ask her about black or white dye.
4More.2Can you make dyes for me please?4Can you make black or white dye?Or, if Vampyre Slayer is complete.
5More.2Can you make dyes for me please?4Can you make black or white dye?Teleport to Seers' Village lodestone and head south-west to Hemenster near the Ranging Guild. Alternatively, use a combat bracelet.
Be sure to have a raw slimy eel or you will have to repeat the next steps.
Attempt to open the gate near Morris.
3I need to catch a Hemenster whitefish.After finishing the dialogue, open the gate.
Catch a whitefish.
Return to Aggie and use the goblin mail on her.
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Unequip any items and dismiss any followers.
Go back to the goblin temple entrance, take a sip of your goblin potion, and equip your white goblin mail.
Enter the temple.
Steal the white key from the priest in the room west of the temple.
Remove the goblin mail to leave the room quicker.
Repeat the operation of stealing keys, dying your mail in the following order:
Yellow (north-west)
Purple (south-west)
Orange (south-east)
Blue (east)
In the event your character interrupts dialogue with any of the goblins, switch your action bar to one without any usable abilities.
Enter the crypt (large door north of the temple).
Prepare for battle by equipping weapons and armour.
Use the Say-name option on each of the graves. After killing them, talk to them.
South-west: Snothead
1Where is Yu'biusk?1What was your predecessor's name?4Goodbye.South-east: Snailfeet
2Snailfeet2What was your predecessor's name?North-west: Mosschin
3Mosschin2What was your predecessor's name?North-east: Redeyes
4Redeyes2What was your predecessor's name?North: Strongbones (ignore his skeleton minions)
5StrongbonesTalk to Strongbones after defeating him.
1Where is Yu'biusk?4Goodbye.
Return to Dorgesh-Kaan and speak with Zanik in the north-west (Oldak's lab).
With a light source, head to the south end of Dorgesh-Kaan using fairy code. Alternatively, without using fairy rings:
Go up the stairs to the agility course.
At the start of the agility course, climb down the ladder west of the agility cable.
Follow the cave path east then south to the Fairy ring.
Adjust the machines next to Oldak, use combination 9-4-1, activate the machine.
Open the strange box in the north-western part of Yu'biusk for a cutscene.
Continue dialogue with Oldak.
Quest complete!
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